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[ metricpilot://revenue-root-cause ]

Your north-star metric moved.
Nobody knows why.

MetricPilot plugs into your Snowflake, detects material shifts in your revenue drivers, and explains them with evidence — in minutes, not weeks.

[ §01 / the problem ]

BI teams are the bottleneck.

Revenue dips 12%. Your PM asks why. Your BI team says “give us 3 days.”

By the time the answer lands, the window to act has closed.

The root cause was a checkout bug introduced Tuesday. A week of revenue leaked before the report shipped.

[ §02 / how it works ]
01

Plug Snowflake

Read-only connection. Your data never leaves your warehouse.

02

Detect shifts

Statistical change detection on metrics + their drivers, hourly.

03

Explain with evidence

Cortex AI narrates the diagnostic. Charts + SQL included.

[ §03 / technical proof ]

Built on the Cortex Analyst AI infrastructure I shipped at TripAdvisor — 150M+ monthly queries, production-grade.

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[ §04 / who it's for ]
✓ good fit
  • B2C scale-ups on Snowflake
  • Clear north-star metric (revenue, GMV, MAU)
  • BI team under 5 people
  • €5M–€50M ARR
✗ not for you if
  • Enterprise with mature data org
  • Using Databricks or BigQuery (not yet)
  • Pre-product-market-fit
[ §05 / faq ]

When does the private beta start?

Q2 2026. Waitlist members get first access + input on feature priorities.

Does my data leave Snowflake?

No. MetricPilot runs inside your Snowflake account. Query results are processed in-warehouse via Cortex.

What's the pricing?

Fixed-scope engagements: €5K setup + €2K/month. No seats, no query-based surprises.

Can I see a demo?

Yes — the interactive demo runs against a Club Med fixture showing structural revenue decline. Waitlist members see the live product first.

[ §06 / waitlist ]

Join the private beta.

Q2 2026 invites. Real engagement, not a newsletter.