SIMON
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The analytics consultant
who ships.

I build the Snowflake + AI analytics infrastructure B2C scale-ups wish their BI team had bandwidth for. Plus the products that prove I know what I'm doing.

§ 01 · Offers

consulting · remote · eu+us

Three scoped ways to work together. Fixed outcomes, not open-ended contracts.

  • 01 · AUDIT
    Metric Root-Cause Audit
    €15–25K·3–4 weeks

    Your north-star metric moved. Your team has six theories. I ship data. You get the cause, a Snowflake dashboard that finds it next time, and a deck for the board.

    Root-cause report
    Snowflake detection pipeline
    Exec-ready deck
  • 02 · DEPLOY
    Cortex AI Deployment
    €450–650 / day·4–8 weeks

    Deploy Snowflake Cortex (Analyst, TOP_INSIGHTS, semantic models) on your warehouse. Your team asks questions in English, gets answers in seconds. Done at scale at TripAdvisor.

    Semantic model
    Insight bot UI
    Team onboarding
  • 03 · SPRINT
    Analytics Team Sprint
    Custom·2–4 weeks

    Your data team is stuck on the hard part — modeling, performance, experimentation, ML integration. I join for a sprint, unblock, leave a playbook. No long contract.

    Unblock + ship
    Playbook
    Knowledge transfer

§ 02 · Product

flagship
in development · private beta q2 2026

MetricPilot

Revenue root-cause engine for B2C SaaS. Plug it into Snowflake. It detects where your north-star metric broke — and tells you why, with evidence.

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Read the deep dive
$ metricpilot.diagnose("checkout_rate")
Why is checkout_rate down?
-12.4% on mobile_safari · iOS 17
→ isolated to checkout_v2 cohort
→ change detected 2026-04-18
→ confidence: 94%
→ run_time: 4.2s · rows_scanned: 8.3M

§ 03 · Labs

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Mini-apps I ship to prove the stack. Each one runs in production under the cavekit-mini-apps contract — ported from Claude artifact to typed Next.js route in hours, not weeks. All public.

§ 04 · Work together

If your north-star metric is moving and nobody can explain why — that's my job.